I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
