you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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