why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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