you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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