I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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