I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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