I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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