A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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