please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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