well I can't set my house on fire every night
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The dick lei will go down in squad history
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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