On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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