Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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