i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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