Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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