How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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