i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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