I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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