How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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