When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm always down for nudity.
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