I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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