actually, I'm a sock model
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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