I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
