just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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