Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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