3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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