we have officially mastered the walk of shame
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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