when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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