I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You are the jesus of drinking
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize