His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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