What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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