Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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