Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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