Its about making memories worth repressing
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Randomize
