yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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