I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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