I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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