I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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