i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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