We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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