So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
