he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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