turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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