There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
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