Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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