Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she woke up with a sticky ear
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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