Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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