Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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