I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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