stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
