can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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