So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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