he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Randomize