Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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