I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize