I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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