Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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