as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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